if i can run in heels then i can drive
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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