SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Everclear isn't food dammit
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