I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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