butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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