she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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