I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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