Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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