Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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