Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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