you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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