Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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