We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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