Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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