I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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