I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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