WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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