READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
