i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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