yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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