On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I smell stomach acid.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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