come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
