I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My dick has a subreddit
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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