she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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