but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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