i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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