Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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