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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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