U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I had to cum in my sink.
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