By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
