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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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