If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
