so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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