he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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