Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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