Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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