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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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