i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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