We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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