i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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