Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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