Where is the hickey?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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