He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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