DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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