Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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