Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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