How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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