The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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