at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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