do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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