normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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