i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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