so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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