North Korea, Best Korea!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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