remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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