I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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